American Revolution: in Two Minutes *Do not take this seriously. It is only about 45% accurate. Please dont hate me*
time: 2:05
Lyrics- I wanna be a highschool football hero. With an SAT score less than zero. I wanna try to drink my weight in beer-o. I wanna be a highschool football hero. I wanna score a touchdown so I can score after the game. I don't care about my future 'cause it is just another day. I'll rush for forty yards and drink four forties later on. I'm done with this brunette someone pass me another blonde. Coach tells me to drink my milk and wash it down with 'roids. I've gotta get my reps so I can party with the boys. My brain is upside-down, so I'm just a little slow. I'll change my name to Bubba so that everyone will know... Thanks for watching
time: 1:37
Postmortem promises- Torch the Pigs (misheard lyrics) Bird! Steal! This rain drop, small world Theres a bridge, throw them out. I hold up your frog Jump up, on the ground Bree! Ieeeeeee Take, no dont burn My boy can fly Your citizens, Ill be doing just fine Smell of perogies, yum Darn, who is this Jedi? Dont lie to me! We Hug The blue Wii Wii, Wii, Wii Lines curvy Yeah!!! (yeah) I see Rome just fell Die sweet feet Hes clean Clean clean clean clean Skywalkers all clean We agree, agree to take woman, lady Skywalker escaped, Im thirsty We we we we we speak Ocean boys Take what you want and please just let us Blink blink, her eyes go blink blink (OK) Blink blink, her eyes go blink blink (Today) Blink blink, her eyes come out, I stare Blink blink, a double wink wink I see Call the morgue, Voldemort Voldemort all the way! Not the boy, Voldemort Voldemort all the way! Voldemort Voldemort Voldemort, gonna win Dumbledore is a bore, Voldemort Voldemort Ughh! Misinterpretations by Walter I do not own the rights to this song, they do
time: 5:41
The worlds greatest air band, Air Strike, rocks your face off with this Journey classic.
time: 5:33
Lyrics to Jingle Bell Metal : Joy to the world while you're decking all the halls Ya better watch out or we'll kick you in the balls Here we come a-wassailing Feliz Navidad Grandma got run over by a reindeer fa-la-la Crush your balls with a sleigh Jingle bells in your face (Chorus) Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell metal Fucking shit up with a double bass pedal Ring-a-ling hear them ring, jolly and brutal escape from this very merry medley is futile Dashing through the snow in a wintry wonderland The little drummer boy never really had a band Come all ye faithful in a manger heard on high Do you hear what i hear, silver bells, rum-pum-pum (Chorus)
time: 3:37
