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TOUR SCHEDULE: www.SmoothE.tv Shot on location at Ventura Harbor Comedy Club, site of the 2011 Ventura Harbor Comedy Festival Nov. 11-13 (venturacomedyfestival.com) Written, produced and performed by Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E Editing - Eric Schwartz Production by Brian Sheil

www.SmoothE.tv Jewish football star Heebow makes the pigskin kosher. Official store www.SmoothE.tv Executive Producer: Eric Schwartz (www.SmoothE.tv) (http Written, produced and edited by: Eric Schwartz Director/DP: Michael Chase Gordon (www.MCGordon.com) (http Costumes courtesy of Sports Studio (www.SportsStudio.net) Cast Eric Schwartz: Chaim Heebow/Voice Over K-Von: Fan 1 (www.youtube.com Chris Millhouse: Fan 2 (www.chrismillhouse.com) Jacob "Bagel" Goldstein Fan 3 (www.youtube.com/user/bagelsnlox) Sal Cruz: Dad Erika Madrigal: Mom Mac: Baby James Franco: Raiders Convert LYRICS: Heebow! He's the Jewish football star Heebow! He throws a challah 100 yards Heebow! He never mixes milk with meat Heebow! He never mixes with defeat, He's Heebow! Matzah ball soup is his nutrition He performs sideline circumcisions Heebow! He's financially sound Heebow! It's a mitzvah when he scores touchdowns Heebow! Any day he'll pass the test Heebow! Except for Sabbath, that's the day of rest Heebow! (c) 2012 Eric Schwartz

LIKE/FAV/SHARE if you're gettin' paper! Look At Me Now - Chris Brown featuring Lil Wayne and Busta Rhymes (Parody - I'm Gettin' Paper) OFFICIAL SITE: www.SmoothE.tv See the original video here www.youtube.com LYRICS: [Verse 1 - Copy Boy] Yellow highlighter, yellow Post-It stickies Yellow ring binders, yellow pack n' shipping Yeah, yeah, office supply groupie I get one package of red pens, and two grays I got a big meeting, on a Tuesday What I need, I can get - that was easy People treatin' me, like I'm the bossy But I ain't the CEO, I just make copies [Chorus] Look at me now, look at me now (oh) I'm gettin' paper Look at me now (oh), look at me now (yeah) I'm pressin' the Easy Button Pickin' up some paper clips and stringin' em together Now I'm stickin' up some memos on my necklace Lookin' pretty slick, all the chicks wanna get it Cuz I wear an ergonomic pad on my wrist Yeah, that's right, on my wrist I'm just looking for a mouse to click Type mad fast like spirit fingers Carpal tunnel never gonna bite my wrist Ooh! I'm done... [Verse 2 - College Kid] Ay, go easy! It's called the Easy Button cuz you don't have press it so hard Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye Lets go! Cuz I been at home all summer now I'm feelin' like I gotta get away, get away, get away And I'm goin' back to school where they party every day September all the way to May-May, (go!) Gotta take myself shopping (bo!) Gotta get a laptop, but On the side with a flyer making ...

Produced and performed by Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E Written by Eric Schwartz and Jacob Goldstein CREW Executive Producer: Eric Schwartz (www.SmoothE.tv) Director Snehal Patel (www.fearlessproductions.tv) Artistic Director Desiree V. Castro (www.youtube.com Editors: Geeta Malik, Eric Schwartz, Snehal Patel 1st AD: Andrew Turner Assistant Camera: Eric Lombart Don Abernathy: Grip Production Coordinator: Christina Shams CAST Robot: Nick Guerra (www.suckerpunchcomedy.com) Rabbi Jacob "Bagel" Goldstein (www.youtube.com/user/bagelsnlox) B-Girl: Desiree V. Castro (www.youtube.com Pretty Boy: K-Von (www.kvoncomedy.com) Rollerblader Adam Ray (www.youtube.com Date Girl: Joanne Scorcia (www.facebook.com Reporter: Michael Yo (www.michaelyo.com) Hot Bookstore Lady Jodi Miller (www.jodimillercomedy.com) Hat Guy Johnny Roque (www.johnnyroque.com) Menu Guy Eric Lombart (www.facebook.com

www.SmoothE.tv Official store www.SmoothE.tv Download the song: market.android.com Produced and performed by Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E Written by Eric Schwartz and Jacob Goldstein Music by Eric Schwartz, Gregg Cash and Sean Winchester CREW Executive Producer: Eric Schwartz (www.SmoothE.tv) Director Snehal Patel (www.fearlessproductions.tv) Artistic Director Desiree V. Castro (www.youtube.com Editors: Geeta Malik, Eric Schwartz, Snehal Patel 1st AD: Andrew Turner Assistant Camera: Eric Lombart Don Abernathy: Grip Production Coordinator: Christina Shams CAST Robot: Nick Guerra (www.suckerpunchcomedy.com) Rabbi Jacob "Bagel" Goldstein (www.youtube.com/user/bagelsnlox) B-Girl: Desiree V. Castro (www.youtube.com Pretty Boy: K-Von (www.kvoncomedy.com) Rollerblader Adam Ray (www.youtube.com Date Girl: Joanne Scorcia (www.facebook.com Reporter: Michael Yo (www.michaelyo.com) Hot Bookstore Lady Jodi Miller (www.jodimillercomedy.com) Hat Guy Johnny Roque (www.johnnyroque.com) Menu Guy Eric Lombart (www.facebook.com LYRICS When I walk on by, fireworks go off like 4th July I try to be discreet, blame it on the dog, no it wasn't me. I'm so flammable, like the pilot light went out on the stove It's Smooth-E, with the gaseous flow Can I use your bathroom? You should just say no. Bubbles in my tummy (x4) It slipped out Bubbles in my tummy (x4) They clear out When I walk in the spot, get away from me There's an evil alien livin' inside of me What started out as food has turned into ...

TOUR DATES: www.SmoothE.tv Official store: www.SmoothE.tv Written by Eric Schwartz and Jacob "Bagel" Goldstein Music by Gregg Cash, Sean Winchester and Eric Schwartz Parody of "Sexy and I Know It" by LMFAO. Shot live at Rooster T. Feathers in Sunnyvale, CA

Written, produced and performed by Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E (www.SmoothE.tv) https Behind-the-scenes edit by Eric Schwartz CREW Executive Producer - Eric Schwartz Director - Michael Chase Gordon (www.mcgordon.com) Art Director - Desiree V. Castro (www.youtube.com Producers - Desiree V. Castro, Tina Sen Director of Photography - Stefan Colson (www.stefancolson.com), Michael Chase Gordon Camera Operators - Stefan Colson, Michael Chase Gordon, Sam Camera Assistant Makeup - David Dulkowski (www.facebook.com CAST Baldilocks - Eric Schwartz Concerned Citizen - Leo Flowers Dancer/Backpack Girl - Desiree V. Castro Robot/Flip Master - Jay McCracken B-boy - Gonzo Club Girl 1 - Lauren Ferik Club Girl 2 - Devin De La Paz Male Swing Dancer - Minn Vo Female Swing Dancer - Stefanie Klaussman Rabbi - Jacob Goldstein

For bookings, visit www.SmoothE.tv Visit my official store www.SmoothE.tv Download the song at Google Play: play.google.com Shot at Flapper's Comedy Club in Claremont, CA (www.flapperscomedy.com) LYRICS [CHORUS] Baldilocks is in the house tonight Everybody just watch my head shine You know I got a loose hairline They just wanna see me ...shave that [Verse] In the club, Baldilocks Razor is the best thing I ever bought Ladies love it, makes 'em hot I hope so, cuz it's all I got. I used to to want my locks to grow Now I'm using all the face that I got to show My handsome is unstoppable Gangster on these follicles Yo, I keep it smooth and soft like Play-Do Got that lavish shave cream thick enough for bagels It's Baldilocks! Yeah, you don't know where my head's been When I breakdance, there's no friction when I headspin [CHORUS] Baldilocks is in the house tonight Everybody just watch my head shine You know I got a loose hairline They just wanna see me ...shave that Every day I'm buffin' it

www.SmoothE.tv - Finally, the voices of the meek are heard...inside their heads. CREW Executive producer, director, writer, editor Eric Schwartz Director of Photography: Eric Lombart (www.youtube.com Stylist: Desiree V. Castro (www.youtube.com CAST Wimp: Eric Schwartz Date: Lisa Schwartz (www.youtube.com Gardener: Johnny Sanchez Sweaty Subway Guy: Jack Jr. Bartender: Jacob "Bagel Goldstein" Bar Girls: Samantha Rund and Desiree Castro Special thanks to James Franco, Jr and the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club. TAGS: stuffwimpssay "Stuff Wimps Say" shitgirlssay "shit girls say" twitter "juliette lewis" comedy funny girls humour "Eric Schwartz" "Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E" Smooth-E "shit girls say parody" "shit girls say spoof" Parody Random Sketch

www.SmoothE.tv Bald power! https Download the song at Google Play: play.google.com Written, produced and performed by Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E (www.SmoothE.tv) CREW Executive Producer - Eric Schwartz Director - Michael Chase Gordon (http Art Director/Costuming/Styling/Wigs - Desiree...