Music

Sibyl: Do you love me? Rhodri: Of course Sibyl: Then whisper something soft and sweet in my ear Rhodri: Lemon meringue pie !

Made for a creative portfolio in a Theatre studies degree.

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

Fingernails grow faster than toenails. As for trees...

How do you know a crab is drunk? ... It's walking forwards.

Wooly Willy is a toy in which metal filings are moved about with a magnetic wand to add features to a cartoon face. The toy was originally manufactured in Smethport, Pennsylvania and was launched on the toy market in 1955. It remains in production as of 2010. Susan Waggoner describes Wooly Willy as "a face printed on cardboard under a bubble of plastic filled with metal filings that could be moved with a magnetic wand to create features like beards, mustaches, and shaggy eyebrows on the face." (Via. Wikipedia)

What time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn!

I should put this to some 'swing' music.